WHY DID I THINK MASTURBATING AND FALLING ASLEEP AT 9 WOULD BE A GOOD IDEA. IT IS NOW 11:30. I AM WIDE AWAKE AND I WANT TO RIP MY SPINE OUT
listen you boutta have the thickest smoodie of all time, where is your liquid? your ice? weak ass aesthetics, try again
smh they leave the strawberry tops on… might as well leave the gotdam banana peels onu can eat strawberry tops… & recent studies are showing banana peels are healthy n nutritious for u:…. The turntables
n im sure the outside of a coconut is mad high in fiber but im not bout ta eat woodchips cause of no govermence scienticians
some more outside drawings! I went to LA for a while
*listens to korn once*
i want to kiss a girl but i also want to get my legs broken at the same time
t h i s.
I thought this woman was sensually grinding against the countertop and this was going to turn into some sexualized commercial about kitchen furniture bUT THERE IS A MAN’S FACE IN THE VAGINA
i don’t understand why people don’t instantly respond to “what would your dream superpower be” with the ability to manipulate probability.
think about it. what’s the chance someone will drop 1mil in front of me? 0%? let’s make that 100%. what’s the probability i’ll wake up tomorrow and be X gender? 100%. what’s the probability my bathtub is filled with mac and cheese? 100%.
This is genius
now THAT’S a meme……simply exquisite!